Who owned Winn Dixie?

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Two Months Earlier…

P.S: Woo! That post is going to have a lot of comments! I can’t wait to make my next one!

One Week Later…

P.S: Aw, Dangit.


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Right now I don’t want to complain about WordPress. I’ve got another post to do that. I want to get right into the theory.

Who owned Winn Dixie?

Obviously now it’s the girl. But someone owned him before her and was such a crappy owner that Winnie wan away.

Of course, I, the all knowing Purple Squirrel, answered this question with…(wait for it…wait for it…) a fan theory! (Surprise!) Plus, it’s a bit sad…

 Just keep in mind that I forgot the names of the characters.

Yeah it’s the librarian.

Obviously the librarian loves to read. Probably read to W.D a lot. In the movie he likes getting read to.

Librarian met a bear and threw a bunch of books at it, making it run away. I think the bear was Winnie. Winnie did something bad, and librarian was angry at him, threw books, then Winnie wan away. Sad, right?

Plus, look closely at a photo in the background of the library and you can see a silhouette of the dawg himself!

Did you like the theory? If you did, you’ll like Movie month! This month has a movie theory every Sunday! The schedule:

October 4th: Despicible Me

October 11th: Never Ending Story

October 18th: Matilda

October 25th: Disney Animation 

Plus that peanuts character is me?

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About the Author:

Purple Squirrel is the alter ego of Sid. The 11 year old rodent boy with a taste for conspiracy theories.

One Comment

  1. Ubuntu VPS May 13, 2016 at 11:22 AM

    A pretty hot rumor from earlier this week seemed to have tapered off — practically taking off the table a deal that may have put 27 Central Florida Winn-Dixie stores under the ownership of national grocery giant Kroger Co.

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