purple squirrel


Waddup. My name is Jimmy Joo Joo. For all you Riordan fans out there, I am one of you. I have a certain section of my shelf detacated to novels in the Riordan universe. When I was reading The Sword of Summer, I didn’t mean to predict, but the jokes that reference Percy Jackson are so awesome they have to mean something. What will happen in Magnus Chase? First off, we must see if Magnus and Percy are in the same universe. Well,...

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Waddup. I like ketchup on my Knievel. I saw Zootopia in its opening month, and I’ll have to say that it’s the best movie of the year, so far. Even knocking out Captain America: Cival War. Fun plot, wonderful voice performances, and a horrible truth about scientists in the modern world. Ah, classic Disney. Is Zootopia an experiment? To start, in the opening scene, sprinklers are seen in the rainforest place. Meanwhile, in...

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Waddup Bros. Okay, I don’t play video games 24/7 like most of you out there probably do. All I have are a Wii and this IPad I’m typing this here post on. But, every once in a while, I like to go on Terraria, Tapped out, Minecraft, or, guess what, Crossy Road. On my first day of C.R, I found out that this free to play app was more than just hopping along the road to who knows where. Hipster Whales goal is to teach kids to...

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Waddup Bros. I have always wondered the logic of the Back to the Future family tree. Why does wimpiness skip a generation (Marty)? Why does…y’know, that’s really the only question I have about the McFly family tree. And to my own question, I have an answer. A short answer, at that.        Answering the crappy questions that no one had. Take a look at George McFly. A humongous wuss, of course....

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Waddup Bros. I lied. Today is no Back to the future theory. This is an even better theory. I am predicting Marvel Cinematic Universe’s future like a boss. But, I didn’t do it by myself. (Actually I did?) My good friend and somehow even geekier geek Alec did most of these predictions. Shout out to you, nerd!    Predictions! So far, the heroes we know are gonna join the fight are: Iron Man Hulk Maybe Cap and Thor...

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Warning: this post will contain serious spoilers for The Force Awakens. You lazy sitter downers who would rather read this crap than go outside in the beautiful snow have been warned. Waddup Bros. So, I promised my producer that I wouldn’t spoil The Force Awakens in my intro, so I promise you all that I-CHEWBACCA DIES. Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean t-TATTOOINE GETS DESTROYED. Crap, this usually doesn’t happen!...

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Waddup Bros. Anyone in Canada (or maybe America) who has a 5 or less year old probably knows about paw patrol. I have a 3 year old brother and he watches Paw Patrol daily. Yet I didn’t make this theory. My friend Catman7009 did. So shout out to you, Catman7009! But all intro and no theory make PurpleSquirrel a dull blogger, so let’s get to it.   The Paw Patrol are robots. Ok, I’ll sit through an episode of Paw...

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Waddup bros. I like movies. This year, I counted down my top movies of the year. But, keep in mind that I only saw twelve movies from this year. And now, let the lists begin! Holy crap! I didn’t put comedy in my intro!    Top ten movies of 2015. 10. Pixels    I’ll admit to one thing. I fell asleep during this film. But from what I saw, it was OK. Pixels had a bit of nostalgia for 80s kids, if they...

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Nanowrimo 


Posted By on Nov 8, 2015

Waddup Bros. Sorry for the no Halloween theory. And no theory today either. I was so busy with my Nanowrimo. What’s a Nanowrimo, you ask? Well click one of these links to get you to my page. In Nanowrimo, you only have the entire month of November to complete a novel. It’s not a contest, it’s more of a challenge. Next: Powerpuff...

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Waddup Bros. It’s the end of Movie Month and I missed Sunday.    So I had a science project I needed to do. Doinit. That sucked. But I’m certain I won’t fail it. Well, let’s get into the theory.    Upcoming Disney Princess movies! We start with Tangled. Tangled was made in 2010. Same exact year I didn’t freaking care about movies! >gasp< 3 years later, in 2013, Frozen was made. I...

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