100ish Alternatives to Oprah’s Favorite Things of 2017

//100ish Alternatives to Oprah’s Favorite Things of 2017

Oprah’s annual list of her favorite things.
Driving the common consumer into a spending frenzy since the 1990’s. Historically, her most watched show, it inevitably lead to a huge boost in the sales of any company that was lucky enough to make the list. Audience members were treated to every single thing on her abundant list, crying and screaming at every item’s announcement. The air greed and consumerism and the overall feeling that we must keep up with the Joneses would positively ooze out of TV screens across North America. Has anything changed or are the frenzied masses just hidden away now? I think the latter. Sales of her favourite products still skyrocket. Amazon is already selling out. Please though. I beg you. Realize, that it is just a list. The things you own do not define you. Nothing on this list, or the alternative list for that matter, will complete you. And I hope and believe that Oprah would agree with me on that.

#2 Pet Sounds

#3 Wheeling Groovy

#4 A Cut Above

#5 House Beautiful

#8 Just for Kicks

#10 Take Your Best Shot

#11 Salad Days

#12 Weight and See

#13 Bottoms Up

#16 Hasta la Vista, Barista!

#17 Just Getting Warmed Up

#18 Mouths of Babes

#19 Silent Night

#20 A Blow-Out Is a Terrible Thing to Waste

#21 Thank-You Notes

#24 Simply the Best

#26 Gnaw-some!

#27 ¡Salud!

#28 Lost and Found

#29 My Cup Runneth Over

#30 This Bud’s for You

#31 That’s Amore!

#32 Excellent In-vest-ment

#33 Bedtime Story

#35 Daily Papers

#36 Tea of Love

#38 Bagging Rights

#39 I’ll Drink to That

#40 Good Press

#41 Sleeping Beauty

#42 Sticky Fingers

#43 With a Knick-Knack Paddywhack

#44 Must-See TV

#45 Polar Bear Chic

#46 Keep in Check

#47 Easy Brie-zy

#48 Hands Across America

#49 Crystal Light

#50 The Unbearable Lightness of French Fries

#52 Now You’re Cooking!

#53 Thyme Saver

#55 Shlumpadinka, No More!

#56 Hot Chocolate Sold Separately

#57 Pure and Simple

#58 At Last, Cholesterol-Free Butter

#59 Keep Chic and Carry On

#60 There’s a Place for Us

#61 Chillin’

#62 Slimpack 1964 Boots

#63 Fast Friends

#64 Wrap It Up

#65 Some Like It Hot

#66 A Tree Grows in Oprah’s Bedroom

#67 Upon Reflection

#68 A Better Sweater

#69 Put Your Money Where Your Hip Is

#70 Slippery Slope

#71 Cool It!

#72 You’re the Top

#73 It Bears Repeating

#74 Fit to Be Tried

#75 Cream of the Crop

#76 Your Table Awaits

#77 Ooh La La!

#78 Summer Reading

#79 Pint-Sized Cuties Baby Bodysuits

#80 Eat Petite

#81 A Brush with Greatness

#82 Organizing Principle

#83 The Ultimate Selfie

#84 Born to Snuggle

#85 You Must Be Soaking

#86 Swingers

#87 Snake Charmers

#88 Keep Your Shirt On

#89 Safe Haven

#90 Room and Board

#91 Bathing Beauty

#92 Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner

#93 Paging Willy Wonka

#94 Fruitylicious

#95 The Bee’s Knees

#96 Bird of Paradise

#97 Raising the Bar

#98 The Slice Is Right

#99 I’d Like to Propose a Toaster

#100 Sweet Dreams

#101 The Art of the Meal

#102 I Found My Thrill

#103 Posh Spice

#104 Sharing Is Caring

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